They say there’s no such thing as a free lunch but what about free stuff? That’s right: freebies. I’m offering free stuff to you.

All you have to do is send me a message requesting free stuff and I will send you something. It won’t cost you a penny.

Spoiler alert: it won’t be perishable or worth loads of money but it will be sent with my best wishes from Cusack Mansions here on the edge of the North East coast of England.